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 Language problems or special content, or tone or facial expression as the performers and other reasons, leading to a funny joke can not achieve the purpose, is difficult to draw a laugh from the ice, but do not represent the joke itself is boring, which is an expression of humor . Now hear the joke most of them will smile, and sometimes the action to hold his arms, said: and so on. Who is very calm about the basic top expressionless. After listening to the people listening to stare blankly surprised a moment, think about it very funny joke.

joke generally beyond the conventional thinking, not logical and real life, it sounding surprised a moment; Although some very good joke to play, but no matter what, this joke will not like hearing those who listen to (Especially the kind of borrowing homonym, the English language to guess the phrase, there is the kind of peanuts, Dielianhua a class of guessing.)

joke is the joke really is not funny, very silly joke, but you can achieve the purpose of mental relaxation, because the joke does not use their brains to understand, very easy, but can be long aftertaste.

joke refers to a joke in itself because of homophonic words,UGG boots, translation, eliminating the need for the subject, different logic, language and specific content off the problem, or a mood or expression of the performers and other reasons, led to a funny joke had become general jokes feel different, more difficult to laugh. Does not mean not funny joke, but also an expression of humor. Sometimes the joke is not funny humor joke one.

joke because some performance problems, the performance by re-thinking, you can then explore the many nuances and sometimes put forward is that the joke is not funny joke the other humor (both simple and good to reverse the atmosphere), now widely popular Internet joke, BBS, television programs (variety show), books, magazines and other media into the printing is no lack of a master joke.

the latter part of the joke always beyond people's expectations, so cherish positive perception of the joke joke the more people hear, the more cold joke. Because the joke is always contrary to the latter part of the listener the unexpected. The total implied listener inside himself, The final result is (Note: This is based on the listener a positive attitude on the joke based on the harbor)

the most boring joke, content, strange little practical significance, so some people hear the joke The more the less cold. Contrary to the above reasons that the listener the unexpected reverse. When the listener, to harbor negative attitudes joke, the listener after listening to the first part of the contents of the mental would imply that there will be a very silly joke, and very funny, At this time, the listener will not be the subject of curiosity, but will not focus on the joke above. The result is At this time, the listener will not feel the cold but will only say that joke that the man is boring, nothing to do. (Note: This is based on the joke the listener on the basis of the negative attitude)

joke is said the term originated in a classic joke: Little Penguin grandmother asked him one day, Grandma, Grandma, I'm not a penguin ah? is a penguin, ah, how? play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... one last pull had not left, he suddenly exclaimed: The one is not left, he told the polar bear said: Then slowly,

popular in recent years, the Internet phenomenon from a new language - jokes. After the joke is the language of modernism in the form of a reflection. This joke and humor from the relation of the joke for a simple definition - is different from the humorous joke, it has its own characteristics, in this based on the laughing joke of the system by different mechanisms, its the classification, and try to interpret the system a joke laugh mode.

joke is not part humor, humor that we study the properties from the starting point of view what kind of characteristics of humor, to what kind of pragmatic effect. About humor, quietly set the property as a whole. in the unity of this opposition, see the profound wisdom of the meaning or self-deprecating style. violations, from the pragmatic point of view is often the language of meaning by creating coherence and relevance on a fracture, so that the first listener and the speaker's intention of understanding between the deviations and the flavor of humor which also implies a.

speaker's intention from the point of view, humor, fun to listen to people, so that the listener amused chuckled after the active atmosphere to the speaker, or the purpose of attracting attention.

and humor than the joke has its own characteristics,cheap UGG boots, the internal contradictions from joke to joke and humor reflect the intent of all the differences.

semantic rhetorical features joke, joke of the features in the discussion, we will first take a look at the following joke.

One day, a candy walk in the street. She walked, suddenly said: From the perspective of rhetoric, most of the joke used to be only one approach is to use some of the major harmonics of the rhetoric, and some is not an unusual narrative language, and a large part of the humor relied on the use of rhetorical devices to achieve the purpose of manufacturing semantic conflict. In addition, the joke did not create a strong semantic conflict, can be seen that semantic conflict is not joke, or deliberately make people laugh means to achieve the effect. Then the joke in the end is how to make it laugh?

promote the term became popular joke is that the phrase Mainly Douban online Second, the bulk of studio editing, They are reading the paper in the network and at different levels, so that the term burst of red joke.

1, weekend home, cravings after dinner, plan an excuse to go for a walk. Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I said:

2, one from the mother came out to his wife there, and saw his wife, the customary cry of: , so wanted to call her mother pushed to the outside encouragement. Finally, I said: female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: To his wife said:

7, the two bicker, suddenly came out next to one sentence: sentence:

9, the computer class, a student's machine, then shouted; Listen, laughable her, so she said to me: degree, the result became a 400-watt export, stomach killing me!

12, one Education Bureau visited calisthenics, after the announcement of the physical education teacher should be br>
13, a physical education students on the practical lessons, many teachers and lectures, he was too nervous, and finally to dissolve the team, the moment my mind blank, hard hold back the sentence:
14, a group of students to the outskirts of students house to play. We bought some watermelon on the kitchen. Asked a classmate get cut, long time no see come back, are wondering, he was holding a hand to cut the melon, and panic, said: , everyone is Xiaofan, originally holding a gourd in his hand!

15, a high school teacher surnamed Jiang, exactly like the Law Ka Ying (Journey to the West Monkey's speech), I ask him a question, blurted out: colleagues, one day I was driving on the road flat tire, and asked where there is inflation, and colleagues said: turn, and I can not wait to say: old girl came out from the bath, like cotton, hold for a long time Biechu: said:

21, once I see my sister in the rub Uncle Tai Po, suddenly cried out: excitement in the call to a buddy: 'I buy you, but to a latrine (forgot to say Where do you live ah? say 123 a night Hey, wake up tomorrow morning and he said you really calendar harm, do not sleep a night, ah, another person said, Grandma, I did not jump into bed one night.

2, a personal long as onions, walked started to cry.

3, hot afternoon, with a Huo Chaitou itch, scratch scratch ah, ah, then fire. So he went to the hospital dressing, came out into a cotton swab.

4, two-thirds cooked steak cooked why not say hello, and seven? because they are not familiar ah.

5, hot summer day, the two bananas go on the road. walk in front of the banana suddenly felt hot, he said, a good hot Oh, I'll take my clothes off. and he took to the stripped skin. Results of the banana to fall behind.

6, Once there was a bun to go hungry on the road that put their own eating. Once there was a loaf of bread in the street, he felt hungry, then eat their own. Once there was a cotton candy to play a hit the ball a long time, he said: After flying in the past ... ... that snow, cold in death.

8, Xiao Ming new hair cut, the next day to school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head shape like a kite Oh! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry, crying crying, he flew up.

9, Fish said: In order to give up on your left side. his hair to play a ... ... ... ... three ... two ... one is not the final pull of the left, and then he died of cold.

12, two fingers put a V, what is? is Yeah! tremor shook down the stretch, what? is deciduous!

13, extending four fingers, a few? FOUR, bend the four fingers, a few? WONDERFUL! (curved FOUR) < br>
14, a millionaire driving a Lincoln luxury car through a village, he saw two beggars are weeding the roadside to eat, a millionaire then stopped. can go home. play, the results hit the wolf. wolf said: little difficulty blowing ruined thatched huts, brick house, three little pigs are running desperately, but I think the big bad wolf to catch up. Three Little Pigs desperate that you see fit. we give up, What you think. At this time, smirking wolf, keep saliva, said: away, he gave her a ring, holding the convention here, the ring three years after each other. Three years later, the woman did not find the men, sad, under the ring thrown into the sea. in fact it is the woman in mind the wrong place. man can not find the woman came back, sad to the sea fishing. Suddenly he catch a thing, guess what??

later he finally caught a fish, eat bite out of the hard things when you think what?

19, was once a man fishing, caught a squid only. squid ask him: Do you let me go! man said: Yes, then I'll ask you some questions test. squid very happy said: You test it! Then the man took to the baked squid.

20, the diver is very difficult moves, he made a twist three weeks, then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.

21, a person's phone happens to be newly installed surrender cinema, so often been shown in the film called to ask the beginning, he always good words to explain this phone is not the cinema, and now was his, please do not call again later, as time goes by, he also felt Hao Fan, so receiving such calls on the brief, said: it! Lu became a (halogen) eggs; an egg on the homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; have an egg on the road careful not to fall, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg on the run to the family yard, and the results become the atomic bomb; have an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg on the sick, the results become bad; have an egg get married, and the results become bastard; have an egg to go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; have an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; have an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he a Peking Opera Blues; have an egg or female, long ugly, the results become a dinosaur egg; have an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch ... ... < br>
23, was once a man named Cai,UGG shoes, we call him Xiao Cai. Results ... ... One day, he was it away!

24, plus a husband, an old hen chicken guess the words

25, Xiao-Ming: Have you seen the turtle shaking his head? Kankan (shaking his head): no. Xiao Ming: Have you ever heard that a fool, idiot said no,UGG boots cheap, the story does not speak with intellectual disabilities? Kang Sport: ... ...

26, a reporter going to visit the 100 Antarctic penguins. He first asked his usual interest in penguins is. The first penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas . puzzled reporter asked to say what is playing Peas ah? bird Penguin said nothing and left. The reporter thought: Well, do not speak do not speak. He also access the second penguins usually interested in what it . The second penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. How is playing Peas? reporters and thinking to himself. spate of penguins from a visit to the first 99 penguins they are usually interested in , sleeping, playing Peas. it? Caochuan in. Lu Su: Mr. Kong Ming? ? Zijing, you swim it? I will not ... ... I've been to this place, I remember a near Merlin, may go a little farther to the A plum to eat it! Oh! Expedition to find a lot of water! Finally have water to drink it! Which one you really love one more! ? ! ! Originally, I was, ah red bean bag! said: Five words on it! it? We can talk? br> 37, Shimei shop, Trailing in the stalls selling picked for a long time. Q said: I do not bomb your house of glass. The tent next to a Baisuo Si archer, but his accuracy sucks, shot many times these days, are not hitting the person. Head of listening asked: Since the discovery enemy archers, and why not to kill him? members archer wrote: Report of Head! not right, do not you let them up for a more quasi?

39, after opening up since the Islamic countries all rushed into Eastman Eastman ... ... A: wow! a lot of people oh Islamic B: ah, I see a lot of war, Pope yeah ... Eastman A: They came to this Zuosa ah? Islamic B: to meet it. Eastman A: What will be open? Islamic B: They are to discuss how we join WTO, challenges. Eastman A: ... ...

40, this is a practice of staying up late at night ... ... Warrior: ah ... ... hungry ~ teammate: wow! how to do that? Priest: An 啦 ~ 啦 ~ have my security in the ah! (priests kept out of treatment facilities for soldiers Word) warrior: wow ... ... I ... I ... ... I just want to say to you what, I'm going to buy a bowl alley mouth ... ... the priests: ... ...

41, Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat. Antony: childhood, had the most fun is the Children's Day. children to the Daan Forest Park to play, we drove her husband to buy me a Rolls Royce, with his fingers I just bought a big diamond ring, also hung around his neck last month, before they take my gold chain. I took my lovely children walking in the park, full of people envy. Suddenly, the road out of a whole body odor, his face sludge, homeless woman, I am closer look ... ... Oh my God! She was my fifth-grade language teacher! Well, I'll give you an unparalleled beautiful shell, you are right back to the pursuit of your happiness. ? I was refused. Well, I'll give you superhuman insight and intuition, you go back and pursue your happiness now. suicide, ah? man, and finally said: half, just listen to Happy man, said: Zorro mistress asked: If the knock on the door three times to hear that my husband back. Zorro wrote: I know. After a child, it is raining. A sudden Said to be late, then fast, Zorro flying jump out of bed, a blink of an eye, has jumped out the window. Zorro has to go see his mistress, went to the door. I saw a horse standing in front of her: marijuana, when a small rabbit came from afar to see it all, came up and said: running it. Well drugs do, watch how the air fresh, and I run with it. Paozhaopaozhe, saw the lion roll up their sleeves, was about to inject heroin, a small rabbit in front of the lion is far from cry: ... Lion said: The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! Read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies! ! ! The guy said: Oh my God! That good news? Doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ... ...

47, the stars, the moon, the sun which one is dumb? Stars, because

48, the summer, a giraffe encounter a rabbit, she is very proud to show off her rabbit's neck: You know, those highest at just how fresh and sweet and leaves it? ... ... you know the feeling of summer, the neck of turbid water that cool water slowly through the neck it? ... ... Oh. , said simply: Monkey furious: to leave off! Who has seen a mouth had to climb trees pro!

50, once my brother hit me, hit my head from a package. Later my brother to install stuff, did not find a package, put the bag on my head take it Sheng things.

51, five dollars kidnapped by criminal gangs, called Bai Yuanchao: : Magic Lamp: sake of beauty! sad! Person: section went to play mahjong, earthworms father thought, put yourself into the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said: women struggling against female panda, are unwilling to do. Male panda said angrily after the failure: Slow ... ... said to him: you come, I carry you now and then ... ... ... ... snail on the table ... ... ... ... After a while they see a turtle on ants ... ... He said: Come on you ... ... So ants come up. After the ants come to see the above ... ... ... ... snail said something to him: Hello do you know snails saying? Snail said: You pay close attention to the point that the turtle so fast ... ...

56, a pair of men and women were eating dinner the girls had asked the boys: Do you love me? Boys and girls looked at one another continue to eat dinner. Very angry and asked the woman again: Do you love me? Boys finally said: love. Female asked: how would you prove it? Suddenly took thirty yuan boys out of his pocket, and asked the girls: Do you have ten dollars. Girls took ten dollars to the boys ... ... boys took forty yuan on the table. After a child, boys and girls very angry and asked: Are you in the end to try to prove you love me ah! Boy wrote: I have shown that, ah! Forty front of us!

57, the day visiting the snack street, found a shop selling tart, each looks very delicious and tasty, want to buy one to try. I asked the clerk: Is this one sell it? Clerk: No, this is Japan.

58, one day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted:

are also what to wear socks on fire ... ... son said, The French say: You say you are engineers, you are responsible for the mining plan. And the Japanese, he said: you are very thin. Then the next week, they started doing manual.